I think we all know the real reason the government shut down…

Rylie - 21 - they
Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
*guitar riff* i live in a constant state of fear
english teacher: “but are you sure he’s using the term ‘trapped’ in a sense that he was put there?”
“…harambe was trapped”
…
teacher: “okay, well, what would the opposite of trapped be?”
“un-trapped!”
“not trapped!”
“free!”
“harambe is free now”
six years ago: don’t date him. you’ll just regret it when you’re older, and he’s gonna become even weirder anyway.
four years ago: don’t join tumblr. it will make you weird and the quirkiness that’s so cool on that site isn’t cool in real life.
eight months ago: talk to that cute boy behind you in first period. it’ll seem impossible, but you’ve actually got a shot with him, and you’ll like him more than you anticipated.
thirty minutes ago: don’t wait around. leave immediately.
tonight was such a great night. even though it was humid, and the band director was in a pissed-off no-bullshit mood, and i kept messing up, and i kept panicking about someone else, it was okay. i was around my favorite people, and we all watched the sunset creep on, and i kept getting distracted by the cotton-candy clouds, and i got to see you (i hope you don’t mind). this year will be good.
all i wanted was for you to know, and now that you do… well, i’m sorry. i hope it doesn’t bother you.
you ever like someone so much, even their mistakes are perfect?